That perhaps demands
some explanation and context. As a
plain statement, it's quite true:
I don't particularly like kids, never have. I don't actively dislike
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them, but for some reason I've never been blessed with any parental instincts,
so my reactions to them tend to be coloured by my own recollections of school,
and by the somewhat loud and ill-behaved specimens that inhabit my local Tesco.
Harsh, yes. Doubly so for someone coming from a
family populated heavily with teachers.
My mother, her sister, my
grandmother, two further aunts, a cousin; all with the dedication,
patience, passion even, to educate.
Somehow though, the "teaching gene" passed me by.
I tell you all this by
way of context. When, a few years
back, I took the ridiculous step of attempting to make my living by acting, a
lot of the other people just starting out in the business were doing this
mysterious thing called "TIE", which apparently was sometimes quite
well-paid. Having ascertained that
this was Theatre In Education (as opposed to some improbable Star Wars
reference), and therefore would involve working in schools, with kids, I
mentally backed away from the idea quite quickly. "I'll never do TIE", I remember saying. Often. To
anybody who would listen. Probably
to the annoyance of many. It
became a sort of mantra that I trotted out to protect me from the idea. I even remember saying it quite clearly
and firmly to my current agent when I first signed up with her a couple of
years ago…
Forward to July 2012.
My agent emails me a casting.
A play called "Mullered", for Arc Theatre, based in
Barking. Sounds like a nice part,
the brief synopsis of the play sounds interesting, and it's paying above Equity
rates. I read further, and found
the line, "…tour to Secondary Schools in Barking & Dagenham and
Havering". It was a TIE job.
I'll admit it, my
first thought was "nooooooooo!" Then my second thought was that I
couldn't really afford not to do it.
Money was very tight (when is it not?), and this would be good pay. I resolved to at least go to the
audition. My agent had put the
effort into getting me seen, the least I could do was to show up. If I didn't like the setup, I could
always choose not to do it (quite apart from the fact that they might very well
not pick me!) In any case, my
irrational fear of TIE was just
that - irrational. I should go for
it.
Well, if I was going
to audition, I would have to make the best stab at it I could. I may not be a fan of kids, but I'd
rather not make an arse of myself at an audition. Besides, auditioning is a worthwhile thing in itself: You meet people, you stretch yourself.
I didn't have an
audition piece handy that really suited, and there was a week before the casting,
so it seemed like high time I prepared a new piece. For some reason, finding a new audition speech is always
much, much scarier than actually auditioning, but eventually I picked a piece
that seemed to fit the Victorian gent I was auditioning for, and had bits of
gravitas and bits of out and out comedy.
Good. Got it learnt, and,
unusually, felt I'd made a decent choice.
Good.
Audition day. Arrived far too early - bad habit of
mine. However, smiles all round
from Carole and Natalie, and into the audition room. Did my piece, not as well as I might have done, a lot of
paraphrasing, but managed to keep in character. Then a long chat about the play, about the company, about my
interest in the part, whether I was interested in educational theatre. Made me look quite hard at myself, at
why I do what I do, why I was there at the time. I found myself liking the company, in spite of all my
irrational prejudice against TIE.
Came away feeling happy I'd done it - which, most of the time is all you
can really expect from an audition:
Any casting you walk away from with your dignity intact is a good one, I
reckon!
Then it all got a bit
scary. My agent rang and said that
Arc had offered me the part.
There were three
things that made me decide to accept.
First of all, I'd warmed to Carole and Natalie during the audition. They were clearly people I would enjoy
working with. Secondly, as my
agent said, if I didn't like it, the tour was only for two weeks, and that
would be that. Thirdly, another
little mantra: "If in doubt,
do the scary thing" - which usually works out
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John as Thomas Briggs with Jordan Barrett in Mullered by Clifford Oliver |
quite well when I can't make
my mind up.Ok, yes, can't deny
it, the fact of being paid decent money for acting, when I was thoroughly skint
did have some influence.
So I said yes.
Rehearsals. First rehearsal day began with some
stress - front door was shut, and the doorbell seemed to be missing. First meeting with Karl and Jordan (the
two cast members I'd not previously met) occurred on the fire escape, trying to
get into the building. Little did
we know the stresses going on within - Arc had been burgled the night before,
and there was a great deal of running around and sorting stuff out happening
behind that door!
The rehearsals
themselves were pretty enjoyable.
A nice balance between workshoppery, text, and getting up and walking
about. I tend, by default, to be
one of those lazy actors who, given the choice between working on the text and
doing an exercise or drama game, would probably choose the text… but having done the exercise, can't
avoid the obvious fact that it's helped enormously. Odd though, I can't actually recall any of the games or
exercises we did. Interesting
thing, the memory.
I do, however, recall
being very struck by the emphasis on the quality of the work. I'd never seen a TIE show when I was at
school (not sure they even existed then), so my view of what such shows might
be like was heavily influenced by friends' less-than-encouraging anecdotes,
and, if I'm honest, by a certain fictitious TIE group featured in the League of
Gentlemen. It was,
therefore, very refreshing, and a nice surprise, to find that this company at
least, treated their work as seriously as anyone putting a major production
into a conventional theatre. More
seriously, compared to some, actually.
The rest of the cast
all knew each other already.
Natalie and Jordan had worked with Carole for many years, and Karl too
had done several Arc shows. Always
an odd experience, diving into the midst of a group of actors who've worked
together a lot before. There's a
tendency to feel like an interloper.
Not that I was given any reason to feel anything of the kind though. Or
indeed any chance - partly because everybody couldn't have been more welcoming,
and partly because there was a lot of work to be done, which everybody just got
on with. It's a one of the best
things in this job, to suddenly discover yourself partway into rehearsals,
getting on well with (and working well with) people you'd not even met two days
previously.
Six days of rehearsals. Probably about right. It always feels like you could do with
a couple more days, no matter how long the rehearsal period actually is, but in
practice, until you can get the thing out in front of an audience, and see what
works and what doesn't, extra rehearsal is sometimes just going through the
motions. You become more confident
in the lines, certainly, but there's nothing quite like not being able to ask
for a line to focus the mind!
So to the first
performance - and this is where I get to refer back to all that rambling
context at the beginning, and to point my metaphorical finger at myself, and to
laugh. Theatre In Education. Well it certainly was educational - for
me. The show itself went fairly
well, and was enjoyable, if a little terrifying, being the first, and was well
received by the 150 or so Year 10s… but the Q&A session afterwards was a
revelation. The kids had listened,
had laughed, had thought about the issues, and come up with a whole stack of
intelligent questions. Of course,
it says far more about me than about them, that this should seem
remarkable. I won't deny, it
changed me. No, I haven't suddenly
acquired a desire to teach, or to be a parent, but the reflex of ingrained,
automatic, unthinking "I don't like kids" seems to be unravelling.
That was last
September, and there have been plenty of performances since then. There have been the favourite schools,
those that Arc has a long association with, or who've been particularly taken
with Mullered the first time they see it, and who've kept asking us back (hello
Alperton!). There have been the
ones where the teachers were terribly worried about the content, with concerns
that their little innocents would be marred by our coarse worldliness… the
children themselves almost always simply taking it in their collective stride,
being far more worldy than the teachers perhaps give them credit for. And then there are those few schools
where the teachers couldn't be nicer to us, offering refreshments, eager to
help… but whose hordes of rampaging Year 7s then almost demolish the set on
their way in, and barely pause in their conversations while the play is on.
There have been the
schools where there's a parking space right by the door to the hall; those
where friendly teachers and caretakers have lugged stools and floorcloth and
hatstand; but also those where people are surprised that we might need to park
at all, or who seem to think that the minute or so between the end of Assembly
and the scheduled start of our show will be more than enough time to get
ready. That said, as we found from
experience early on in this leg of the tour on the occasion when the van was
stuck in dreadful traffic for hours - we actually can do it in a couple of
minutes if we have to… though I'm not sure it made for our very best
performance!
I'm writing this in
the Easter break, after four weeks of the 2013 tour. When we come back, there are another three weeks still to
go.
I'm enjoying it. Yes, me - the chap who said he'd never
do TIE. Enjoying working with a
bunch of talented people, in a friendly company and seeing the reactions of
hundreds of children - even those whose "audience skills" might need
a little attention!
Roll on the final
three weeks!
Editor's note:
I will now let you into a long guarded secret John et al.
The TIE company created by League of Gentlemen is a somewhat dubious hommage to Arc. Reese Shearsmith worked with us as an actor at the beginning of his career - and his take on the company has always smarted just a little, not least his reference to Olly Plimsole! But I guess we could also see it as flattering in some odd way - You can put the rest together!